Wednesday, 26 November 2008
Coops: Did I mention I was ALREADY FINISHED.
No. 1's justification/excuse: Some people have to work for a living. Good on you for beating the clock. 4 days early is pretty impressive and with the quality of work you have done extremely well. We'll lay down better ground rules next year.
No. 1's lame rating: 0
Tuesday, 25 November 2008
No. 1's justification/excuse: Too busy. Pfffffttt.
No. 1's lame rating: 9 (Edit, reduced to 4. Late word count advancement missed 'last call')
Monday, 24 November 2008
Justification/excuse: So nice to be finished and getting on with important stuff, like watching the stock market eat our money and surfing the net.
Lame rating: 0
Sunday, 23 November 2008
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Stopped in the middle of a sentence and banished the file for later, (much later), consideration, (and mass deletions).
Number One Competitor: 44,600 (NaNo wants 38,333). Still busting her arse and maintaining her strict requirements of delivering a readable, completely finished, publishable piece of work.
Coops: 50,019. (NaNo can get stuffed).
Justification/excuse: Next year will involve planning. This 'winging it' method has not opened the gates of creativity as I hoped.
Lame rating: 10. (Wrote just to fill the page. It was just like being back in school writing whatever the teacher put on the board.)
Saturday, 22 November 2008
Number 1's made an herculean effort. Her will is strong. Her wrists maybe not so strong.
Number One Competitor: 41,132
Coops: 45,555 (NaNo wants 36,667)
Justification/excuse: Neeaaaarrrlllyy there.
Lame rating: It's so lame a fourth grade teacher would give me an F. Not the good kind of F either.
Friday, 21 November 2008
As you can see I'm not very excited about the whole idea anymore. The only reason I persevere with this stupid flash-fiction/dialogue thing is for the sake of fair play. If I were to change tack mid-stream, as it were, I think it would be unfair. To someone. Somewhere.
Number One Competitor: 35,511
Coops: 42,982 (NaNo wants: 35,000)
Justification/excuse: 7,000 words feels very far away even with such a lead. I don't know what No. 1 is up to. Not typing I suspect.
Lame rating: 6 and my fingertips hurt.
Thursday, 20 November 2008
Thanks No.1 Competitor for trying to explain my part in the error to me and to yourself.
I still think it's ridiculous that there is more likelihood of screwing up your work by backing it up than if you left it the hell alone in the first place.
I'm talking about MS Word 2007 in case you were wondering.
Number One Competitor: 35,551
Coops: 39,635 (NaNo wants 33,333)
Justification/excuse: Stupid computer. (Or operator)
Lame rating: 6
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
Somehow I managed to dig into the computer and retrieve a Temp file. I still don't know how to auto save a REAL copy of my stuff.
I hate retyping old material at the best of times. Having to retype more garbage would totally drain me.
Number One Competitor: 31,208
Coops: 37,503 (NaNo wants 31,667)
Justification/excuse: Slogging along whinging and complaining and hoping 10% can be salvaged.
Lame rating: 5
Tuesday, 18 November 2008
Then it was back to more forced conversation. I think a lot of it is destined to be binned after a quick edit. Possibly there is stuff in there that will spark something off later. It'll go in the 'desperate for ideas' bin.
I'm finding it difficult to swap from the latest edit of Fatal Cure where I'm trying to cut out extra words and tighten up the action, to a rambling bunch of crap that isn't going anywhere.
Number One Competitor: 30,049
Coops: 33,743 (NaNo wants 30,000)
Justification/excuse: Just want to finish. Not enjoying it at all. Wish No. 1 would finish first so I can give up.
Lame rating: 2 (I feel lame.)
Monday, 17 November 2008
Number One Competitor: 29,263
Coops: 30,450 (NaNo wants 28,333)
Justification/excuse: Using an edit to add a few words here and there. Need to mind dump a few more ideas though.
Lame rating: 7 (edited). Thank you for picking up on my mistake. The re-weighted lame rating is in effect.
Sunday, 16 November 2008
Number One Competitor: 26,052
Coops: 29,294 (NaNo wants 26,667)
Justification/excuse: Grinding it out.
Lame rating: 0
Saturday, 15 November 2008
I might have to try typing and thinking at the same time.
Number One Competitor: 24,551
Coops: 27,995 (NaNo wants 25,000)
Justification/excuse: None today,
Lame rating: 0
Friday, 14 November 2008
Number One Competitor: 23,303 (How did you manage to go backwards?)
Coops: 23,745 (NaNo wants 23,333)
Justification/excuse: Should have maintained that lead. Tomorrow will be that much harder.
Thursday, 13 November 2008
Number One Competitor: 23,307
Coops: 23, 384 (NaNo wants 21,667)
Justification/excuse: Just had to push it past No. 1 didn't I. And the best thing is I get to post this regardless of any further advancements on her part tonight.
Lame rating: 1
Wednesday, 12 November 2008
Number One Competitor: 22,616
Coops: 19,696 (Nano wants 20,000)
Justification/excuse: Parents leave today. I'll have to play catch up.
Lame rating: 9
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
Monday, 10 November 2008
Number One Competitor: 16031
Coops: 17229 (Nano wants 16667)
Justification/excuse: Slowing due to house guests. Cant fully blame them but it is much harder to get into a groove with other people banging around the house.
Lame rating: 8
Sunday, 9 November 2008
Number One Competitor: 12,309
Coops: 16,750 (NaNo wants 15,000)
Justification/excuse: Repeat after me. A little bit ahead does not mean I should slow down.
Lame rating: 0
Saturday, 8 November 2008
Sometimes, if I'm lucky, a Buddha-like state can be attained where production is constant and the screen fills with red underlining from misspellings. When typing speed outpaces correct keystroking I redesign the english language into phonetics and abbreviations.
Number One Competitor:12,000
Coops:15,016 (NaNo wants 13,333)
Justification/excuse: Stopped thinking so much, started writing a bit more.
Lame rating: 0
Friday, 7 November 2008
Normally I'll get up without the aid of an alarm clock at around 7AM and work to 5 ish with a couple of breaks to garden or to hit stuff with a hammer in the workshop. Then I might do a few hours after dinner.
I was curious about sleep cycles and found this site about circadian rhythms. 2AM is supposed to be the time of our lowest ebb and deepest sleep. It is also a time of the bodies lowest temperature. That explains a few things. An injection of coffee has been known to fix those problems.
Number One Competitor: 11256
Coops: 11292 (NaNo wants 11667)
Justification/excuse: I'm struggling. I only wrote the last few words to get ahead of No. 1. Spending far too much time going through the finances.
Lame Rating: 5
Thursday, 6 November 2008
One of the thoughts was, if I died right now what would somebody think of my draft NaNo? There'd be a few side-long looks of 'This guy thinks he's a writer? Check out this garbage'.
That's why I cringe when read a draft. Its lack of sophistication, it's clumsy structure, the spattering of truncated sentences. And all those ideas jammed in with no connections to the story at hand.
That's why I hide drafts away until they can be hammered at and combed into shape. Like an ugly child getting a makeover, it can then be released from the cellar and sent into the world to earn its keep.
A few people last year wanted to read my 'winning novel' and may have felt hurt by my abrupt refusal. They were under the impression I had actually written a salable novel in 30 days. Sorry. No can do.
Someone out there might be able to. (If there is such a person, I hate them).
Number One Competitor: 11097
Coops: 10,057 (NaNo wants 10,000)
Justification/excuse: On track. Stealing ideas from No. 1 Competitior, abusing her and generally having a good time. Got so much done yesterday I even knocked off half an hour early. (3:30AM to 4:30PM in case you were wondering.)
Lame rating: 0
Wednesday, 5 November 2008
The floppy, horrible meaningless paragraph is now a single taut sentence. And I'm down 30 words.
I still believe editing at this stage is essential. Spur of the moment ideas must be written as they are visualize or awesome stuff can be forever lost. I have done it to myself too many times. Particularly on the edge of sleep when I don't force myself to get up and write down that brilliant idea.
Number One Competitor: 7792 words
Coops: 8344 words (NaNo wants 8333 words)
Justification/Excuse: I caught up today with No.1 Competitor AND NaNoWriMo's daily word count. Today I am on track to win. I never doubted myself. (Except for the first four days.) Other serials are suffering though. A concerted effort is required to keep Fatal Cure churning out. Have hit another low spot between extreme action episodes. The wind disappears out of my sails when the chainsaw gets put aside.
Lame Rating: 0
Tuesday, 4 November 2008
Now, a year later, I came across the scribble while digging through the 'maybe' drawer for ideas. Since I'm desperate for material I have converted the story into dialogue, using as many of the original words as possible, just to make life harder. I'm still not up to the required word count for day four, but it's a big step in the right direction.
Number One Competitor: 7240 words
Coops: 4545 words (Nano wants 6667)
Justification/excuse: None again. Cruising.
Lame rating: 1
Monday, 3 November 2008
Number One Competitior: 6571 words
Coops: 2113 words (NaNo wants 5000 words)
Justification/excuse: Once again, I don't feel the need of one. Stuff is happening on an unconscious level. Tapping the elusive well is worth more then winning. Though winning is worth a great deal too. Almost more than life itself in fact. Both are still possible.
Lame rating: 2
Sunday, 2 November 2008
Flash fiction and a restriction to writing pure dialogue.
I am within the NaNoWriMo's guide lines here. An exception is made for interlinking short stories. It will be a useful writing exercise. Whether any of the dialogue will be of any use can be assessed later.
Number One Competitor: 5718 words
Coops: 821 words (NaNo wants 3333 words).
Justification/excuse: Don't need one. I'm writing. No.1 Competitor is just writing faster, and better than me. For now.
Lame rating: 1
Saturday, 1 November 2008
For the record.
Number One Competitor: 3640 words.
Coops: 2 words (NaNo wants 1667).
I'm having a crisis of starting. The title was easy, (NaNoWriMo 2008), but an unreasonable expectation to write something of value is bogging me down. I have until midnight to improve this count, and will probably watch every second of that buffer tick down rather than write a single word.
I am also running a table of justification/excuses and how lame I think those excuses are.
Justification/excuse: I wrote over 3000 words for my serials and now I am awfully tired. I also cut down a tree. And had several beers. And I have RSI.
Lame rating 1-10: 7